*SPOILER-FREE* - Rental Family (2025) May 15, 2026 2025 5 stars out of 5 adults being stupid ahh my poor heart asian culture beautiful every character is brilliant film reviews fish out of water Japan messy humans quietly brilliant +
Revisiting...Beauty and the Beast (1991) April 26, 2026 1991 animation anthropomorphic baddies being bad beautiful being a woman is hard okay disney every character is brilliant hearts can change I don't like disney remakes kay? musical narcissism revisits romantic +
1) Twilight...from a former "Twi-hard" February 18, 2026 2008 3 stars out of 5 a good dad beautiful dark fantasy pretty men doing questionable things revisits sparkles Stephenie Meyer you good hun? THE SOUNDTRACK THOUGH vampires whoa that's intense young adult +
*SPOILER-FREE* - Hamnet (2026) January 25, 2026 2026 5 stars out of 5 beautiful being a woman is hard okay biopic black sheep book adaptation history holy s*** this is awesome jessie buckley is glorious messy humans shakespeare THEATRE +
Frankenstein (2025) December 17, 2025 2025 4.5 stars out of 5 adults being stupid anti-hero back stories beautiful body horror book adaptation guillermo del toro is a cool nerd mary shelley narcissism Netflix sci-fi you mad genius you +